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A lot of hot air…

You scratch my back and I, uh, won’t let you drown?

It seems that Rolf isn’t as altruistic as we first thought. What is his actual agenda? Does he even like cats? Or Ninjas? Is he even a whale? Can we come up with more questions?

The answer to all of these will be answered in the next comic. Or will they?

They probably won’t be answered because I just made them up RIGHT NOW. But if you do ever have questions feel free to ask me. Heck, I may even answer. Then again, I may not because I am a compulsive liar.

Just kidding.

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Oh Christmas tree

So because I am so good at the internet, the last update seems to have confused people further by linking you to the wrong place. THIS TIME however, I have included the right link. See how there are buttons now? There were buttons last week too but I sent you to the post which has no buttons. Because I am good at this.

Tada.

So NOW, I have hopefully not confused people further than further. But if you are feeling lost, I suggest starting from the beginning by clicking the ‘First’ link. It will take you to the first strip. I know. Crazy. If it still doesn’t make sense when starting from the beginning then I guess it’s not me… it’s you?

Wait. That came out wrong. What I meant to say was that I just think we’re moving in different directions?

We need to talk?

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Jaws

Uh oh! Shit just got real.

As some of you may have noticed I did a little tweaking of this here Tumblr in order to get the story flow coming through. I found many people perplexed by what was actually going on in the story and then realised they had been reading it from back to front thanks to Tumblr’s default posting tendencies. I can get how people were all like, “Well, it looks pretty but I don’t have the faintest idea what is going on?” Even though I had a “Read from the Beginning” link but WHATEVER! I have a new plan.

And here is that plan.

A master plan.

Also, I am probably going to end up rambling down here since it no longer gets in the way whilst scrolling.

It’s all coming together here guys…

All.Coming.Together.

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Trees company