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Things are looking up!

Oh hey it is these guys again?

They look like interesting guys. I hope they don’t, I dunno, DIE IN A STORM OR SOMETHING!

Who knows, maybe I am that type of guy.

I mean, we all KNOW I am already a monster due to my update schedule. What is stopping me from truly embracing this side of me? Yeah, that’s right. Nothing. Remember that.

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You want me inside you?

BOOM!

It has been updated!

Hi guys, I am back from the ‘dead’. I use quotation marks there to denote that I wasn’t actually dead. Even though I would have forgiven you for thinking I was. But I am not! YAY!

I had so much fun drawing this strip. I am thinking of drawing them more often now.

Okay OKAY, I am sorry for not updating. I do feel really bad about having not updated this comic in over three months. Like the guilt almost ‘killed’ me.

I honestly thought NC had forgotten that Rolf tried to eat him. But cats remember every wrong thing you have ever done to them. Remember that. Mind you, whales have pretty good memories too. Just be careful what you say around these guys. *whispers* I heard one of them is a legit ninja…

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You want me to what?

Howdy.

No no, don’t walk away!

We have met before. I used to update this comic here a little more regularly? Remember?

Yoh, I have missed these guys. But I have actually been writing quite a bit about them “Behind the Scenes™”, so know that I haven’t abandoned ship. I don’t even live on a ship.

I hope you guys like the next few updates, the little thumbnails I have worked up already seem to be quite fun. Little fun-nails. Haha. Fun-nails.

Sorry.

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What can I do to help?

I wonder what that could be? What cunning plan does Rolf have? I am intrigued.

Kidding, I know what is happening before it happens ’round these parts. Because I can see the future. Surprise.

Other things I know is that I missed a month of updates. I am sorry. I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry. All these lies. I just can’t stop!

I was close though. So close.

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That’s just ridiculous!

Hello.

I am squeezing this update in amongst excessive work because I made an oath to myself that I wouldn’t let a month go by this year without an update. An oath punishable by… DEATH *lightning*

So anyway I don’t like dying. I overheard Rolf telling Ninja Cat that he thought I might be dead. I kinda feel bad for not writing to him in such a long time. I hope he will forgive me. You know what they say about whales and forgiveness.

Hey this might even be the start of an actual story arc. Shhh! Don’t tell anybody.

It will be our little secret.

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You just get me…

Huh? Who are these dudes?

I hope you like my comics that I post at ninjacatandrolfthewhale.com

HEY! You should tell your friends about this comic. They will think you are on the ‘cutting edge’ of pop culture. They will LOVE you!

But never as much as me. NEVER.